Many, many moons ago, I worked at a church that insisted I take part in Vacation Bible School. I was frightened by children, especially large groups of them. I was even more afraid of people who enjoy working with large groups of children–those who assure you how much fun you’re going to have wearing a “Steamroller Scheer” hard hat and singing “Peace Like a River” every day for a week.

This was before Simon was born, so maybe around 1998. It was also before computers could process audio efficiently, so I made recordings on the 3×3″ screen of a VS880 using my one microphone, Finale playback, and a Roland keyboard.
And so, from the ooze of this primordial audio swamp, “The Rocky and Sandy Theme Song” was born. It is a hyperactive little musical bonbon that would have been a hit as the intro music for a Saturday morning cartoon. Alas, it enjoyed 42 seconds of fame in a hall full of screaming children, and was quickly drowned out by the sound of a go-cart one of the VBS leaders insisted on driving up to the stage.